Hit the nail right on the head
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
That puppy should be allowed on the couch.
And you wonder why people would like to see western culture erased from this planet.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges